He definitely needs a distraction.
1. Fake an assassination attempt and blame the Tea Party?
2. Admit he is really a Socialist and that he was born in Kenya?
3. Send Moochelle on another expensive vacation?
4. Eat a Dog on National TV?
5. Have Bin Laden come back?
6. Dump Joe Biden and Run Jimmy Hoffa Jr as his Vice President?
7. Claim that Romney was born in Mexico?
Any other thoughts?
He'll come up with some sort of distraction. I've steeled myself for it!
ReplyDeleteHow about:
ReplyDelete8. Admitting that his entire administration is a gigantic,disastrous practical joke?