Yes, my friends, Michelle Obama Scolds Our Beautiful, Young, and Fit, Olympic Hero Gabby Douglas for Eating an Egg McMuffin.
The first African-American gymnast in Olympic history to become the individual all-around champion, and the first American gymnast to win gold in both the individual all-around and team competitions at the same Olympics, Gabby Douglas received a lecture on eating healthy on the Jay Leno show from no less than our Dear First Lady herself who was there once again to steal the limelight from this wonderful young and innocent athlete!
Her crime? EAEMWIL
Eating an Egg McMuffin while in London!
The young rebellious girl could set back Moochelle's dietary plans to control ..... guide us all into conforming to her obey her proper diet. This can not be allowed!
Careful Gabby your messing with someone way out of your league now. Our Dear Leader may issue an Executive order that would require you to forfeit your medals if you don’t obey our Dear First Lady!
Now it seems to me if this beautiful, and FIT young lady was able to win a gold medal she also knows how to keep her diet under control!
The first African-American gymnast in Olympic history to become the individual all-around champion, and the first American gymnast to win gold in both the individual all-around and team competitions at the same Olympics, Gabby Douglas received a lecture on eating healthy on the Jay Leno show from no less than our Dear First Lady herself who was there once again to steal the limelight from this wonderful young and innocent athlete!
Her crime? EAEMWIL
Eating an Egg McMuffin while in London!
The young rebellious girl could set back Moochelle's dietary plans to control ..... guide us all into conforming to her obey her proper diet. This can not be allowed!
Careful Gabby your messing with someone way out of your league now. Our Dear Leader may issue an Executive order that would require you to forfeit your medals if you don’t obey our Dear First Lady!
Does it really matter what the First Wookiee thinks? Well it might. She may well be adding to the disdain held by those who are becoming sick and tired of being told what and what not to do!
ReplyDeleteIt only matter of you are as stupid as these Talk Show Hosts think you are...
ReplyDeletegabby's awesome. michelle's an unwanted WH guest. i'm sure gabby's smart enough to know a jealous loser when she sees one.
ReplyDeleteI won't argue with you an that namaste, I totally agree.
ReplyDeleteGabby was a hit on the show. Big time!
ReplyDeleteMichelle came off as an attention whore.
'Nuff said.